Random Numbered Morsels

1.  I had another dream last night about playing one of my instruments. Last night it was the clarinet and I had to do a solo for a group of people who also had instruments in a rehearsal setting. Brett was sitting next to me and  I know he had to do a solo too but I can't seem to remember what instrument he had to play. I ended changing my music because I knew I couldn't reach the high notes on the page. When I looked at my reed it was not the perfect half moon shape they are supposed to be, it was all jagged like a mountain range in profile. I woke up wanting to go buy new reeds.  

2.  I've been blog surfing today and come across a couple that I like. Here's a joke excerpt I found on a blog today:

 WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….”HEBREWS”

HA, the link for the rest of the jokes is HERE.  There are some other really good articles on this blog too, if you have time.

3.  Okay, I really wish I were this creative and crafty: http://littlebirdiesecrets.blogspot.com/ or maybe this creative http://www.oneprettything.com/ or even this much http://dollarstorecrafts.com/. What neat ideas people have, and they make them look so perfect! I think CC would like these; she can do that kind of stuff.

4.  I also came across this song/singer from a Facebook post today, I love her voice and the words are inspiring:

5. Okay, just one more joke from that blog post:

 The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests…

That's all for today. If you have any morsels for me, post 'em in the comments or your own blog!